a half-asleep AI koala yells you awake — live, in real time — and won't shut up until you finish a wake-up challenge. nine games. zero loopholes. one very rude marsupial.
fires through silent mode, focus, and do-not-disturb. won't get muted by accident. wakes you even when the app is closed.
not a recording. a real conversation. the koala knows your name, taunts your snooze count, and improvises in your language.
stop without unlocking? five chained alerts at one-minute intervals. only beating the challenge silences it for good.
most snooze-blocker apps make you tap. this one makes you think, move, or solve. try them right here in your browser.
this is not a soundboard. an AI agent generates fresh roasts every morning, in your language, riffing on the time, your name, and how many times you've already snoozed.
koala speaking · live · in your language
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